Raise Your Glasses

Another beer coming up
Another two going down
My heads spinnin' like a top
Spinning till I hit the ground

It's another lost weekend
With a future ex-girlfriend
Honey have you seen my shirt
I lost another shoe again

I think I left my small intestine at the curb ....ahhhhh

A Scottish shot of courage
With the German liquid amber
Looking from the bottom up
My vacation home's the slammer

Up at the crack of noon
Blood shot squintly eyes
Another night comes too soon
Mouth tastes the formaldehyde

Raise your glasses for the walking ghosts
Raise your glasses for unforgotten youth
Up your hat to cheating wives
Propose a toast for the intoxicated truth

Two fisted drinker
Bathroom seated thinker
It was a woman who drove me to drink
And I never got to thank her

A drunken mans words
Are a sober man thoughts
Makes you realize who you are
And all the things you're not

Raise your glasses for the walking ghosts
Raise your glasses for unforgotten youth
Up your hat to cheating wives
Propose a toast for the intoxicated truth

Drinking for the glory
Another run in with the Tories
The only thing that scares me
Is a night without whiskey

Oh no here I go again
With tequila white lightning
Hope I make it back to port
Suck I think I pissed my shorts

Raise your glasses for the walking ghosts
Raise your glasses for unforgotten youth
Up your hat to cheating wives
Propose a toast for the intoxicated truth