Shit-Faced

Nice hotel – place to stay
We sought a place to get some rest
The owner said: "Please keep it down "
"We're good boys " – so we lied
Raise some Hell!
Two days passed – fuckin' mess
The maids refused to clean our stys
Ravioli neath the rug
Stench of beer – everywhere

We were shit-faced –
relieving stress is so much fun
Fuckin' shit-faced –
getting sick and thrashing rooms
One week down – place was fucked
We tore the heater off the wall
And broke the windows in our room
No one cared – we were drunk
Raise some Hell!
Bed diving – brand new sport
From our beds we'd start to leap
And dive into the cabinets
They broke too – nothing spared

Went downtown – forgot the keys
We climbed into someone's window
But they shot teargas in our eyes
Didn't – locked outside Raise some Hell!
Place destroyed – where to now?
We moved into another room
Five minutes passed and it was thrashed
Last warning – they kicked us out

Raise some Hell!