The Morning After

Can this be or am I dreaming?
What a mess!
Woke up drunk lying on the floor
This cannot be, my place is trashed

Broken bottles everywhere
Vomit oozing down the stairs

I asked myself how did this happen
Don´t recall
Why the nasty, pounding headache?
I need relief, where´s the tylenol

Refrain:
Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I regret the morning after!

Morning´s passed, now I think I remember
Holy shit!
Ugly bitch playing with my member
Mutated sow with an extra tit

Senseless ruckus late at night
That´s when we began to fight

Four a.m. and we were hungry
Cooked some food
Ate until the fridge was empty
Then they left, all their bellies full

Refrain:
Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I regret the morning after!

Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes
Getting sick
I swear to kick this nasty habit
And never drink for ever more

Headache ceases, all is fine
Getting thirsty, where´s the wine?

I cannot stop though I´m seeing double
Sloshed again
I know it´s sad but I really need it
Cause alcohol is my only friend

Refrain:
Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I regret the morning after!

Refrain:
Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do?
Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I regret the morning after!