Idiot School

If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool,
I know I fell on my…
Ask me why I left you high and dry,
Only to wind up lonely,
How could I be so cruel?
I must've been to idiot school.

If there was a stupid degree
I'd be a qualified klutz,
You gave all your loving to me
I gave you a kick in the…
Not so long ago you loved me so,
And I was your one and only,
I threw away a jewel,
I must have been to idiot school!

We knew when I went away
That one day you'd forget me,
I'd come running back today,
But you won't let me.

If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool,
I know I fell on my…
Ask me why I left you high and dry,
Only to wind up lonely,
How could I be so cruel?
I must have been to idiot school!

If there was a stupid degree
I'd be a qualified klutz,
You gave all your loving to me,
I gave you a kick in the…
Not so long ago you loved me so,
And I was your one and only,
I threw away a jewel,
I must've been to idiot school!