Smokin' The Captain

Pucker up my princess
it's time for your din dins
a good source of white-hot iron
is what the captain's dishing up
little else on the menu
that doesn't really matter
'cos all you need is a piping hot ladel
full of my tadpole splatter

smokin' the captain
it's that or take the plank
smokin' the captain
i don't want to have to wank
smokin' the captain
it really doesn't taste that bad
smokin' the captain
now you're full, aren't you glad?
smokin' the fuckin captain!
wrap your laughing gear
around this bratwurst