Cactus Sack

As i sit here watching face-fuck porn
knocking the bursting head right off my horn
admiring my new, silky smooth like pouch
assuming the position on the well soiled couch

OH NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

At first it was amazing and really cool
and it certainly made the girlies drool
things were looking tremendous and up and up
as the whores sucked m y champ like a hungry pup

but four and five and six days in
its all gone pear shaped and im in a spin
sweaty, stinky, nutsack itch
fuck me swinging, this rash is a bitch

Cactus Sack, Cactus Sack
I've got a fucking cactus sack
Cactus Sack, Cactus Sack
It's like a prickly pear near my crack!