Body Police

[Verse 1:]
It was just another day in the cruiser
Trying to keep my neighborhood safe
From the crooks and the robbers
And the speeders around the way
So I caught this pretty big one,
My radar said she was going too fast
And then I turn my sirens on and pulled her over
I'm not surprised by the questions she asked, she said
"Mr. Officer, Mr. Officer, tell me what have I done wrong? "
I said 36-28-42 in a 30 miles zone...
Girl it's on, you know you gotta

[Chorus:]
Assume the position
And put your hands up where I can see
(And than you) Spread em', spread em' wide
I gotta take you in the 69 precinct
Call me the body police, they call me the body police
They call me the body police
I'm charging you with BTS, see that's 'Being Too Sexy'

[Verse 2:]
I get a call from my dispatcher
And when I get to the scene I saw the weapons
And I'm like damn, what do I do?
Now do I really wanna call out for backup (no)
No, I think I'll take this one by myself
Be my approach and we got into a tussle,
That's when she reached for my piece and my holster,
Now she gotta

[Chorus:]
Assume the position
And put your hands up where I can see
(And than you) Spread em', spread em' wide
I gotta take you in the 69 precinct
Call me the body police, they call me the body police
They call me the body police
I'm charging you with BTS, see that's 'Being Too Sexy'

[Hook:]
I'm the officer of the body,
I'm sworn to protect and serve
And I have probable cause,
So ahead and do a strip search, a strip search...
WHOA, It's time to read you your Miranda,
You have the right to this sexual propaganda...
You're under my arrest, baby

[Chorus:]
Assume the position
And put your hands up where I can see
(And than you) spread em', spread em' wide
I gotta take you in the 69 precinct
Call me the body police, they call me the body police
They call me the body police
I'm charging you with BTS, see that's 'Being Too Sexy' [x2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah